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Life of the Party
From: Anonymous
I have a twin sister- Elise who is on
the middlefield junior high cheer squad and her 2002 season was
coming to an end so with my parents
permission my sister threw a end of the season slumber party with
only my grandma in the house. Being the 14 year old boy I was I
just had to spy on the party that night. It was perfect, the door
was cracked open and the girls were sitting in front of the T.V.
watching movies in their pyjamas. Being my luck I was discovered
by a glancing girl. I was pulled into the room and they made me
wear pink eyeshadow, mascara, blush and pink lipstick. To make
it worse they painted my nails and toe nails pink and made me wear
a tieback pink silk full length gown, pink strap heels, pink panties
and a pink bra.( the pink is on the occassion that some girl on
the squad was going to a mothers
friends baby shower.) My grandmother came in to stop the giggling
and then saw me in the gown cornered by giggling teen girls.
Raising the Sheets
From: Sharpshooter
It was a hot Sunday night and I had invited two of
my friends over for a sleep over. We all looked forward to it. As
we did at most of the sleep overs where it was just us three, we
stayed up late playing video games, strategizing for Warhammer, and
talking about all sorts of things.
At the time, one of my friends and I were 12 years old, and my other friend was
11. Yes, we were in our early stages of puberty. We were all curious about what
we had been through in puberty, and we all admitted that we had had erections
before.
Finally, we decided it was time for bed. Since it was so hot, we slept on top
of our sleeping bags rather than inside them.
Well, somtimes you just can't control what your body does (especially during
puberty), and this was one of those times. Not too long after we had started
whispering to each other while we were supposed to be asleep, my friends sat
up and started giggling. They looked at me funny. Still laying down, I said, "What
are you guys laughing at?". I lifted my head a little, only to find out
that I was having an erection! My private part had shot out straight through
the
hole
in boxers that men pee out of. I put it back in my boxers, but I didn't
know what to say. I was so embarassed!
Tangled & Topless
From: Topless
I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend
and his sister, who is a very good friend of mine. We were waiting
for the food to come
and he told his sister I wasnt feeling well and had to take me home.
Instead, he took me into the men's room and started undressing my
top half. I sort of went along with it, and soon we were completely
making out, both topless, in the middle of the men's room. Unfortunately,
the door to the bathroom wasn't soundproof. An old janitor burst
in on us and grabbed both our shoulders, splitting us apart. then
he said, " There is a sign at the entrance of this restaurant
stating that shoes and shirts must be worn at all times." then
he looked down at me with my arms across my chest. "And unless
you are a male, I suggest you leave this room immediately" With
that, he spun around and held the bathroom door open for us to leave,
but it also exposed us for the whole restaurant to see! I seized
my clothes and rushed out right away! We
just told my boyfriend's sister that the delay was because he was making
sure I was ok. She never found out the truth!
Swinging Loosely
From: Freakyogre
When it gets hot during the summer me
and mates always go up to the park during lunch time. This day I was
wearing a very short skirt with no waistband or anything. All day
my friend had been joking about pulling it down so I was being really
careful. I started swinging (standing up) on the baby swing when my
friend came over and yanked it down, I had to jump off the swing,
my feet getting stuck in the bars and collapsed in a heap on the floor.
The worst part is opposite the park there is a council place and they
were having lunch too- my friend revealed my tiny pink thong (and
butt) to about 15 men!!! I have never worn it again!!
Wearing my birthday suit in public
From: Anonymous
One night me and my buddy were drinking
to much,and we were driving on this back road where not to many people
live.Well my buddy dared me to streak the road .It was about a little
more than half a mile.I said ok.It was late so who is gonna see me?
So I strip and throw my clothes in the back seat including shoes and
socks.He stops the car I jump out and hide in some bushes til he drives
up the road.
As soon as the cars out of sight
I take off running (like I have a choice at this point).To be honest
it's great feeling running naked, Its quite free. Well as I'm running
and things are bouncing around. I see taillights up ahead- this was
easy I thought. Not so fast. Not paying any attention I ran up to
the white car. My buddy drives a black car.
Not thinking I open the car door, and much to my surprise there are
four girls staring staight at me in all my glory. I froze for a second
not sure what to do. Lets just say these girls got to know me rather
well. So I took off running and low and behold there was the right
car.
I didn't hear any laughing as I ran away
so that was one plus. As we drove away I thought at least it wasn't
cold out...
An accidental flashing
From: Previously embarrassed but now amused
I have enjoyed reading your web site.
Reading some of the stories is actually what gave me courage to tell
my most embarrassing event. I was on a cruise about 3 months ago.
I had gotten dressed up for the captain's welcoming cocktail party.
During the party I went out on the deck for some fresh air as the
area where the party was was filled with cigarrette smoke. I was standing
out on the deck and enjoying the fresh air and a very comfortable
breeze. I had no idea that the back of my dress was up over my head.
I had stood there for a few moments, and then I heard yells and whistles
from about 7 or 8 men standing me. Then a camera flash went off and
when I turned my head, I realized my dress was up. As I struggled
to get my dress down, one of the men yelled "Pretty legs, nice panties."
I was so embarrassed that my face must have the color of a fire truck.
The man who took the picture had it developed on the ship and put
a copy at my table in the dining room. I only knew two of the people
at the table prior to the cruise. I was again embarrassed and mad.
I almost threw the picture away but instead I hid it for a few weeks.
Time cures everything and I am no longer embarrassed but I think that
this is the funniest thing that ever happened to me.
Working-it on the railroad
From: Anonymous
I was 16 by boyfriend was 19, so needless
to say I was not allowed to "entertain" him in my bedroom. We had
found a good "parking" spot on an unused road up to the railroad.
We went there and were all hot and heavy then all of the sudden the
door opens.. it was the railroad cops. D jumps up... with his pants
down and leaves me spread eagle on the front seat. The cops tell us
to get dressed. When talking to us afterwards, D says "she said she
comes here all the time and it was safe". I felt like a whore. The
cops decided since I was underage they needed to call my parents...
have you ever had to explain why you were doing something like that?
It wasn't easy! :) My mom still brings it up after 13 years!
Throwin' the dice
From: Michael
When I was in high school I always went
to school functions with my sister. She was one year younger than
me. My sister was always treating me badly and I hated her friends.
When I was 17 and she was 16 we were going to a Halloween bonfire
and costume party at the high school. My sister worked with my Mom
to make a costume for both of us. They made these big dice out of
cardboard boxes and they bought me a long sleeve black leotard and
matching black tights to wear under the box that was decorated like
a dice. My sister had a matching outfit. I also had to wear these
black ballet shoes that they bought to go with the costume. I told
my Mom that I didn't want to wear a leotard and tights to the bonfire
and she told me to just get changed and take my sister or I would
be grounded for a month.
I went to the bonfire with her friends
and they were making fun of my leotard and tights all the way there.
My sister told them that I designed the costumes so that I could wear
leotards and ballet slippers because I like to wear leotards. I was
already very embarrassed and we weren't even at the bonfire yet. Drinking
was forbidden at any school functions but my sister's friends brought
a whole cooler full of beer. I had several beers with them and then
we walked over by the bonfire. I had to take a leak real bad so I
took off the dice and walked behind some bushes to pee.
While I was behind the bushes my sisters
friends took my dice and threw it into the fire. Then they told another
kid to tell the principal that I was drinking and had beer behind
the bushes. The principal came over to take a look and found me standing
behind the bushes I was just finished taking a leak and grabbed a
beer to finish when the principal caught me. He grabbed me by the
arm and pulled me out from behind the bushes. He looked at what I
was wearing and asked what kind of costume that was. I told him that
I was wearing a dice costume and the box that went over my black leotards
was on the other side of the fire. When we got there it was gone and
an empty pile of beer cans was sitting there. The principal grabbed
me and took me to his office. He called my house and talked to my
Mom and told her that I had been caught drinking at the bonfire. He
also stated that my sister had told him that she thought that I was
pleasing myself behind some bushes. He told her that he had caught
me behind some bushes right where she said I would be. He also told
my Mom that I did have a wet spot in the front of my leotards.
My Mom was furious and asked to talk
to me. She told me I was grounded for a month and that my dad was
coming to get me. I knew that was going to be a bad thing. The principal
talked to my Mom again and asked her if I should be suspended or get
the paddle. He hung up the phone and took the paddle off the wall
and told me to bend over his desk. I got 10 stinging spanks with the
paddle. Then we went and waited outside for my dad. My dad pulled
up and was totally pissed off. He was walking toward me and taking
off his belt. He grabbed me by the arm and pulled me over to a bench
by the sidewalk. He pulled me over his knee and gave me the longest
spanking I have ever had in my life. Not only was everyone seeing
me get a belt spanking but I was also wearing a leotard and tights
with ballet shoes. I could hear people talking and laughing as the
belt was stinging my butt.
I was the subject of many jokes and conversations
after that night. I am still embarrassed by it. I have never gone
to any high school reunions or functions since I graduated.
Tootin' at church
From: Anonymous
Ok I was at church and i had my legs
up and spred and all of the suddun a very LOAD and BIG fart comes
out and everybody looks at me and starts laughing. I was so embarassed-
then my youth leader goes "every body farts 14 times a day, she's
just above avarage!" Then everbody starts laughing and on my
way out my brothers girlfriend goes "come on stinky."
Hanging with my pants
down
From: Anonymous
Ok, My parents weren't
home and i had to stay and babysit my little brother Timmy. So, i
decided we'd go out back since it was a nice day. But, i was expecting
call from my crush Nathan so i brought the phone out with me. We got
out the kick ball and started to play in in the back yard. It was
difficult for me because i was wearing these HUGE pants that were
3 sises too big for me(they were in style then) Timmy kicked the ball
right on top of the roof of our house and i knew dad would blow up
if he found out, because he specifically told us not too. With the
phone in my back pocket, I grabbed the ladder and climbed up it to
the roof, i had done it before when hanging Christmas lights. I reached
furher and further for the ball, and as i reached Timmy ran up onto
the 2nd floor patio right beside the ladder.(he got there from the
inside.) I was so furious with Timmy at the moment for kicking the
ball up there i kept yelling and yelling (bad move!) all of a suden
the phone rang but when i reched for it i slipped a bit! I caught
myself three rings lower , one hand on the patio rail , one foot on
the ladder. i was soo scared to move, but, my baggy pants fell down!!!!
I was so frustrated that i yelled at Timmy that it was all his fault
and when he got fed up with me he ran around back climbed the ladder
to where i was(about the middle) and pulled my panties down! i was
mortified but still screaming at Timmy to get me down. My crush who
lived a block down from me decided to walk up to the house when i
didn't answer the telephone. He cut up through the yards and into
the backyard where i was standing (or should i say hanging) with my
bare butt and vagina. He had to help me down but he definitely was
looking! it was like a moment you'd only seen in movies but was happening
to me!
Gettin' busy in the janitor's
closet
From: Anonymous
One day at school, I
had a really big crush on this guy. Soon, I found out that he had
a big one on me too!!! So, at lunch, we were sitting next to each
other and we got in big trouble because we were making out! The next
day..... we told each other to meet at the bathrooms at like 8:13am
or something like that, and so we did meet there and well, lets just
say...... the principal and MY teacher found us butt-naked in the
janitor's closet!!!!!!!!! But the best part was, we missed all our
classes!!!!!!!!!
Stinking
out the doctor's office
From: Anonymous
I was
at the Doctor's office getting a Pap and Pelvic exam. I was undressed
and wearing those flimsy "sheets" that they have you wear. And as
I got on the table, I passed a VERY loud fart, loud enough for everyone
that was on the other side of the door to hear. I was so embarrassed,
and what made it worse was the fact that it STUNK!! When the Dr. came
in to do the exam, she had a big smile on her face telling me that
she had heard along with other people. I was so red when I left that
day.
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