WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX

 

- It's legal to play hockey professionally.

- The puck is always hard.

- Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

- It lasts a full hour.

- You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

- Your parents cheer when you score.

- A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

- Periods only last 20 minutes.

- You can count on it at least twice a week.

- You can tell the media about it afterwards.

 

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