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WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. * Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. * In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught. * You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go. * You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish. * You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum. * Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
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