PSYCHO PICK-UP LINES

 

* "Wanna swap meds?"

* "Can I buy you a spatula?"

* "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"

* "Your crawlspace or mine?"

* "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."

* "May I lick your forehead?"

* "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? "

* "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."

* "What's your favorite flavor of wood?"

* "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"

 

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