CREATIVE PICK-UP LINES

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?"

"No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."

* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

* (Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"

* If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

* Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

* I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.

* The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.

* This Valentine's Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.

* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

* Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

* If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

* I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

* If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

* How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

* I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

* You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.

* My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

* Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

* You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

* Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

* Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

* How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!

* Hey baby. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

* Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!

* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

* Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

* Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

* Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

* My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....

* That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

* I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

* I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.

* You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.

* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

* Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

* If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

* If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

* If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

* Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

* The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.

* Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

* Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

* Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

* You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

* The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

* Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.