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Susie was desperate for her new husband to go down on her. After everything from subtle innuendo to outright begging had failed, she finally resorted to trickery. "Honey," she called breathily from the bedroom one night, "Can you help me a sec? I've got a tampon stuck inside me. I'm sure you can get it out if you use your teeth." Disgusted, the husband pulled the diamond engagement right off her finger and pushed it way up inside her. "Owwww!" yelped the young bride. "What did you do that for?" "You really expect me to go poking around down there," snarled her husband, "for a lousy tampon?
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