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* Everybody stops talking when you enter the room. * You've ever "fudged" the truth at a funeral. * You always read the obituaries. * You've ever suffered anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit. * You wonder why people who have some time to kill want to spend it with you. * You get your second wind when you say "And in conclusion·" * The ideas you bounce off board members really do. * Your car tires are balding faster than your head. * You wish someone would steal some of your sheep. * You've seen more religion at a pool hall than you've seen at a Church cricket match. * Your Bible has more side notes than printed text. * "Annual Church Meeting" and "Armageddon" are one and the same to you. * You jiggle all the toilet handles before you leave the church building.
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