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| SIGNS YOUR PASTOR NEEDS A VACATION
- His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "alright, listen up you heathens..." - He falls asleep during his own sermon. - He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts and a Tank Top - Every time his pager goes off, he shouts, "Why can't they just leave me alone?!" - Announces baptismal services will be at the Grand Canyon - You go to his office for counseling and pour your heart out to him and he says, "Sounds like a personal problem to me." - For the past two months he has preached the same sermon every Sunday.
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