MODERN DAY PRAYERS

 

* Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST.

* God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

* God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.

* God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, please feel free to ASK me!

* Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

* God help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, and dancing.

* God give me patience, and I mean right NOW!

* Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)

* God, help me to finish everything I sta

* God, help me to keep my mind on one th -- Look, a bird -- ing at a time.

* God help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. And would you mind putting that in writing?

* Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

* Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

* Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.

* Lord, help me slow down andnotrushthroughwhatIdo.

Amen.

 

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