A LESSON ABOUT LYING

 

The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much Pastor," replied the one lad. "We just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys! Boys! Boys!" he intoned. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never even thought about sex at all."

They all replied, pretty much in unison, "You win Pastor!"

 

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