DRIVE-THRU CONFESSIONAL

 

The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the most part accepted by the congregation. His mentor, a "higher ranking" priest, came for a visit to see how he was doing.

After looking the parish over, the senior priest said, "Father John, your idea of a drive through confessional is wonderful. That makes it so convenient for your church members. And, Father John, it was a really good idea to have the confessional open 24 hours a day, for those who work "shift" work. However, Father John....that flashing neon sign that says 'TOOT and TELL or GO to HELL'....well, it has got to go!!"

 

Laughter is a Great Way to Relax-
For Relaxation Products- Visit Our Store Today!

With 1000's of Massagers, Relaxation CD's, DVD's, Herbal Packs, Massage Tables and Supplies & Relaxing Gifts-
We're Your #1 Relaxation Resource!

Pull down to "Jump to" other site areas

 

Back to Religious Jokes    Jokes-Funnies.com     Forward to No Excuse Sunday

Brought to you by Unwind.com