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| SAYINGS OF BIBLICAL MOTHERS
* "Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!" * "David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!" * "Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!" * "Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!" * "Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!" * "Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!" * "Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes!" * "James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder!" * "Judas! Have you been in my purse again?" * "Jesus! Do you think you were born in a barn?"
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