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A BAT IN THE OUTHOUSE
The young redneck had just gotten married and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and paid his father a visit. "Pop," he drawled, "Ah'm jest not sure Ah know what t'do." "It's simple," said his father. "Remember the stiff thing you used to play with when you were a boy? Just take it out and stick it where yer honey pisses." Filled with confidence, the boy ran home and, grabbing his baseball bat, threw it in the outhouse.
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