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| USEFUL WORK PHRASES
* How about never? Is never good for you? * I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. * Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. * I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. * Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again. * I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. * The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. * I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. * I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. * What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? * I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. * Thank you.We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. * It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. * Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. * No, my powers can only be used for good. * I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. * You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication. * Are you a damn ray of sunshine every day? * I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. * I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. * I don't work here. I'm a consultant. * Who me? I just wander from room to room. * My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! * It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. * At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
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