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- Old world charm means room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. - Tropical means rainy. - Majestic setting means a long way from town, at end of dirt road. - Options galore means nothing is included in the price. - Secluded hideaway means directions to locate unclear. - Some budget rooms means sorry, already occupied. - Explore on your own means at your own expense. - Minutes from... means by plane. - Romantic means no phone in room. - Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've flown in an airplane before. - No extra fees means no extras available. - Bird Watchers Paradise means your car's paint will never be the same. - Nominal fee means outrageous charge. - Standard means sub-standard. - Deluxe means barely standard. - Superior accommodations means one complimentary chocolate, free shower cap. - All the amenities means two chocolates, two shower caps. - Just Like Home means no maid service. - Plush means both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes. - Gentle breezes means in hurricane alley. - Light and airy means no air conditioning. - Picturesque means theme park nearby. - 24-hour bar means ice cubes at additional cost (when available).
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