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| THINGS PRISON GUARDS HATE
* Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch. * Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids. * Coming up with one too many during a head count. * Having to break up a fight in the shower. * Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot. * Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist. * The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home. * Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks wa-a-a-y to familiar. * Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex killer. * Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search. * Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to # 93A44274.
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