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WAYS TO TELL YOUR PILOT IS ON DRUGS
* All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares. * In between "May I" and "have your attention" there's a 45 minute pause. * He's constantly yelling, "Take that, Red Baron!" * Shuttle from New York to Boston includes a stopover in Colombia. * His co-pilot: Robert Downey Jr. * For the last hour, he's been riding the beverage cart like a rodeo cowboy. * Keeps coming on the P.A. to point out clouds that look like his old high school teachers. * His wings are pinned to his bare chest. * When you fly over the international date line, he yells, "Dude! We're, like, time traveling!" * When he exhales, the oxygen masks drop.
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