McDONALD'S EXCUSES FOR THE CONDOM FOUND IN A BIG MAC

 

* We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan."

* Condom, condiment--what's the damn difference?

* It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe."

* It was either there or in the vanilla shake.

* Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.

* We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal."

* So what... a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.

* Employees too embarrassed to say,  "Would you like condoms with that?"

* Drive-thru speaker broken --"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like
"prophylactic device."

* When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.

 

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