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| YOU HAVE A BAD AIRLINE PILOT WHEN...
- You overhear him say on the intercom, "Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?" - For the past two hours, you've been going straight up. - He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 45 feet." - Co-pilot is sitting on his lap. - When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!" - At some point he announces, "Screw Chicago, let's go find that Mars observer!" - He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform. - Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, heh, heh, heh." - As you get on the plane you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport. - Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy." - He keeps pacing up and down the aisle muttering, "So many gauges, so little time." - You're halfway to your destination and he's still taxiing. - Announces on the intercom that "We're now passing over the Grand Canyon or the Panama Canal." - During the descent, you're advised to remain in your seat until the FAA investigators arrive.
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