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TYPES OF MEN YOU MIGHT SEE IN THE MENS RESTROOM
* EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. * SOCIABLE: Joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not. * CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. * TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. * INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. * CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. * WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. * FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. * ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. * CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. * SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. * PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. * DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. * TOUGH: Bangs pecker on side of urinal to dry it. * EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. * FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. * LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. * DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. * DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. * CONCEITED: Holds two-inch pecker like a baseball bat. * RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
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