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BILL'S QUESTIONS FOR THE NEW WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
* "Does cigar smoke bother you?" * "How many lies per minute can you type?" * "You wouldn't ask a lot of questions if the President had to hide a girl in your podium, would you?" * "How long can you stare at Sam Donaldson without giggling at his hairpiece?" * "Are you willing to work for Al Gore in a few months?" * "Please state, in 100 words or more, absolutely nothing." * "Would you talk on the phone with the President while he's 'otherwise engaged'?" * "Do you give your word that you will do your best -- just kidding, like someone's word means anything around here." * "Would you mind having sex with Hillary once in a while?" * "Is your wife cute?"
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