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| SIGNS HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND NEW YORK CITY
* Actually ate a street vendor hot dog. * Sees Statue of Liberty and asks, "Oh, is that new?" * Believes the Mets can take it all the way this year. * Gave speech to Hasidic Jews in which she promised to "fight for the rights of you Amish folk." * Had an exploratory committee look into what an extended middle finger means. * Looks at Twin Towers, rubs eyes and yells, "Dang! Mama's seeing things!" * Keeps asking when she'll get to meet Batman. * Featured guest at her fundraisers: Reggie Miller. * Thinks the "subway" is just some place Bill takes her for their anniversary dinner. * Paid $25,000 for a sidewalk Rolex.
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