ELECTION TIME

 

Who Would You Elect?? It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Who are they?

Candidate A:

Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:

Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:

Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer.

 


Which of these candidates was your choice?

Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B: is Winston Churchill

Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler

 

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