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CHANGES AT THE WHITE HOUSE SINCE THE CLINTON'S GOT A PUPPY
*Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer automatically implicate the President. *New "doggy door" makes it that much easier to sneak out for a midnight run to McDonald's. *At long last, Bill won't have to flinch *every* time he hears "Bad boy." *President no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in someone else's yard. *Even more silly photo opportunities for the President on the White House lawn. *New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree. *Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note reading "Bil luvs Monika!" *Shouts of "Come!" from Lincoln bedroom no longer make Hillary suspicious. *Chelsea now has to share her room with more popular sibling when she comes home from school. *Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list. *Roger Clinton no longer is the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden. *Cries of "What a dog!" no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at State dinners. *To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable to tell Al Gore from a tree. *"Get that horny fur ball off my leg!" no longer refers exclusively to the President.
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