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BILL CLINTON'S EXCUSES FOR HIS SEX SCANDALS
* Excuse me "Your Honor," but she was on top. * I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV. * She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16. * Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers. * I had to show the American People that I WASN'T impotent for my second term in office. * I was jealous of Nixon with his "Tricky Dick" nickname. * I didn't leave a message on her voicemail. Get with it. This is the 90's, I sent her E-MAIL! * See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD! **My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It's William KENNEDY Clinton. * I couldn't control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans--oops, I mean it was in my genes. * I didn't insert!
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