PRICE CHECK

 

When Jane reached the check-out, she learned that one of her items ad no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear:  "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 12, TAMPAX (Tampons), SUPERSIZE."

If that was bad enough, somebody at the rear of the store misunderstood the word "tampax" for "thumbtacks".

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom:  "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a HAMMER?"

 

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