DEFINITIONS

 

It may help to say the word out loud... Perhaps slowly.

 

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-avoy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:   What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\:   What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:   A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\:   What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\:   What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.

Misty \miss'-tee\:   How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-of-docks\:   Two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:   What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:   A helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:   What penguins see with.

Primate \pri'-mate\:   Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief \ree-leaf'\:   What trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\:   What you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress \seem'-stress\:   Describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish \sel'-fish\:   What the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \some-dood'\:   Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Sudafed \soo'-da-fed\:   Bringing litigation against a government official.

 

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