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- Two tone paint work - Original color and rust. - One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything. - 10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed in the last 20 feet. - Heated rear window - So you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter. - Very clean - Only washed if and when it rains. - Lady owner - The glove box is full of half-used cosmetics. - Clean interior - All the rubbish is under the floormats. - Immobilizer - The gear shift comes off in your hand. - Anti-theft device - I can let you have a Rottweiler cheap. - Drives beautifully - ... in a straight line; the steering is all over the place. - Low mileage - The odometer is on its third time around. - Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week. - Economical - Doesn't use much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph.
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