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| YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN...
- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer. - Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer. - Your best friends are named after animals. - Your best shoes have steel toes. - You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. - Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire. - You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them. - You're only sunburned on the back of your hands. - You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike. - You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off. - Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement. - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. - Any day you ride is a good day. - Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it. - You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip. - You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home. - Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket. - You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room. - You think Tequila is a Sex Aide. - You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start. - Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk. - Your garage has more square footage than your house. - Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it. - You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars. - Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell . - All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.
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