TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES

 

10. Drink molasses till you heave.

9. Attend a Wet Bonnet contest.

8. Tear a page out of the room directory and totally trash it.

7. Throw a "Keg of Buttermilk" party.

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really hot Clydesdale.

5. Get a tattoo that says: "Born to Raise Barns."

4. Dare to wear a see-through smock to bed.

3. Sleep in until 6:00am.

2. Cop a glance, behind a checkout counter, of the front cover of a Playboy Magazine.

1. Churn butter naked.

 

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