IF MEN HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY

 

* Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

* Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half.

* See if they could finally do splits.

* See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

* Cross their legs without rearranging.

* Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.

* Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

* Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

* Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

* Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

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