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TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN
* If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high. * Woman don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. * The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. * Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. * A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. * If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder. * Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. * A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. * Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. * Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee. * Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married. * Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman. * There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them. * Men are like animals, messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets. * Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man. * There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop". * Husbands are like children. They're fine if they're someone else's.
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