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IF MEN HAD BABIES...
* Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. * There would be a cure for stretch marks. * Natural childbirth would become obsolete. * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. * Men would be eager to talk about commitment. * They wouldn't think twins were so cute. * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. * Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. * Women would rule the world.
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