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BINGO
This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?" His wife replied, "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?" His wife replied, "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?" His wife replied, "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!" His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, "How come you put so little water in the tub?" He replied, "I didn't want to wet your bingo card!"
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