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| SHOULD YOU GET MARRIED?
Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage: * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?" * Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence? * Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon. * Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers? * Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers? * Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum? * Has she ever used the word poo-poo? * If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? * Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?
Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage: * On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help with his laundry? * To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local adult bookstore? * Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island" at least four times? * Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot of unruly nose hair? * Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own stack of ketchup packets? * Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon? * Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?" * Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman?
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