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| REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
* Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah. * Proper beer. * You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. * You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events * Union jack underpants. * Water shortages guaranteed every single summer. * You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power. * Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not. * Ditto changing underwear. * Beats being Welsh or Scottish.
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