REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

 

1. Weed!

2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges.

3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder.

4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar.

5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown.

6. A university with a nude beach.

7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.

8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash.

9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.

10. Cannabis.

 

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