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| REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
- You can have a woman president without electing her. - You can spell colour wrong and get away with it. - You can call Budwieser beer. - You can be a crook and still be president. - If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. - If you can breathe, you can get a gun. - You can invent a new public holiday every year. - You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care. - You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy." - With very little effort you can annoy the French!
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