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| YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM ALASKA WHEN...
* You have taken your kids trick or treating in a blizzard. * You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one meter above the ground! * You only have four spices, salt...pepper...ketchup...and Tabasco. * The dang mosquitoes have landing lights. * Kids Halloween costumes fit over snowsuits. * Driving is better in winter because the snow covers the potholes up. * Everyone has hundreds of recipes for moose meat. * You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. * At least twice a year the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. * Sexy lingerie is fleece socks and flannel nightie, but with only eight buttons. * Snow blower gets stuck on the roof again. * The most effective bug repellant in Alaska that works is a shotgun. * The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. * You find -60c a tad chilly. * The mayor greets you on the street by your first name. * You know which leaves make good toilet paper. * You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl your deck. * Moose season is a state holiday! * The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus. * Shoveling the driveway constitutes great upper body workout. * You know the four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. * You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels, and your bunny boots. * The major parish fundraiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making. * Two speed limits in Alaska, the get outta my way limit, and taking cover limit.
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