THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T

 

* "Have you looked through her briefs?"

* "He is one hard judge!"

* "Counselor, let's do it in chambers."

* "His attorney withdrew at the last minute."

* "Is it a penal offense?"

* "Better leave the handcuffs on."

* "For $200.00 an hour, she better be good!"

* "Can you get him to drop his suit?"

* "The judge gave her the stiffest one he could."

* "Think you can get me off?"

 

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