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| SIGNS YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF
* Still hasn't forgiven Michael J. Fox for "Teen Wolf." * Newly installed keg of Nair in men's room. * His Wolfman Jack impression is eerily authentic. * Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30 am. * Only *guy* you know who circles several days a month in red on his desk calendar. * Says, "Great job on the Hanrahan account!" and then humps your leg. * Domino's guy asks, "who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?" * Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light. * In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears. * Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party. * Water cooler conversations always end with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's ass." * "Severance pay" has taken on a whole new meaning lately.. * Vending machine always out of Milk Bones. * Your sarcastic little "Bite me!" nets you 12 stitches. * Always calls in sick with "mange." * Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting. * Has more hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT ED ASNER!
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