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WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
* Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. * If you get tired, wait ten minutes then go at it again. * The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. * You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy. * Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. * 40 years from now you'll still enjoy candy. * If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky. * Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. * Less guilt the next morning. * If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!!
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