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WHY PUMPKINS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
* Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. * No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. * One usually makes a better pie. * They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! * If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. * If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. * From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with. * A pumpkin is turned on only when you want him to be.
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