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SIGNS YOU ARE OVERDOING THANKSGIVING
* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy! * The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! * You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail * Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog. * Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. * A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000." * That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn. * Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. * You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
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