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EXCUSES WHY MEN FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY
* The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move? * I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it. * The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best. * I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again! * I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you? * I didn't know you liked jewelry. * I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day. * Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre. * I thought we would do something different this year. * I thought it would mean I was making a commitment. * You didn't remind me!
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