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WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AN EASTER EGG
* You only get laid once. * You only get eaten once. * It takes you three minutes to get hard. * The only person who sits on your face is your mother. * You come in a box with eleven other guys!!! * You get tossed in the trash when they're finished with you.
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