HALLOWEEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT AREN'T

 

* She's a goblin!

* I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

* Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night!

* Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

* She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

* If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

* Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

* Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

* You scared me stiff!

* He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

 

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