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A man comes to a bar and yells: "QUICK!!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!" A bartender goes: "What started?! What are you talking about?!" "No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!" He drinks the beer and screams again: "One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!" "What started?!" "Nevermind!!! Give me my beer!!!" He drinks the second glass and continues: "Third glass!!! Faster!!! Before it gets started!!! Do it!!!" Finally, the bartender asks: "Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!" And the man goes: "Damn! It's started..."
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