A MANHATTAN

 

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Manhattan with a plum in it.

The bartender says, "You mean cherry."

She says no, "I mean a plum."

The bartender says, "Look lady I've been tending bar for 20 years and you're the first that ever asked for a Manhattan with a plum. Where did you ever get that idea?"

She said, "About 3 years ago I lost my cherry and I've been plumb crazy ever since."

 

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