MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS

 

A doctor performed hundreds of circumcisions over the course of his career. By the time he decided to retire, he had several huge jars full of foreskins soaking in alchohol.

He took them to a tailor and said, "Make me something out of all this skin."

In a few weeks, the tailor brings the doctor a wallet.

"What? All those foreskins for just a little wallet?" said the doctor.

The tailor replied, "Yeah, but stroke it and it'll turn into a briefcase."

 

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